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Nov 17 2006, 06:10 AM
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Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!" |
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Nov 17 2006, 09:59 AM
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 Abusive Moderator Member is: Offline  Group: Moderators Posts: 942 Joined: 11-April 05 From: MI, USA Member No.: 316 |
LOL thats great... *goes to post as many places as possible*
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs they forge a blade And where there's one they're bound to divide it Right in two. -Tool |
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Nov 21 2006, 11:51 AM
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Member Member is: Offline Group: Real Members Posts: 171 Joined: 15-March 05 Member No.: 270 |
great_one!!! Oh, it was a nickname of one of SN members
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